lauantai 20. marraskuuta 2010

ManDOgBeast

Once upon a time there was a man called Sierra, who had a dog named Corolla and they lived in the beautiful valley of TORMET. Sierra and Corolla were the only citizens in the Valley and they didn't really know how they came there or at least Sierra didn't and dogs can't talk so it doesn't really matter if Corolla knew something. Among the birds in the valley, there were a rumor that a giant Nighthawk would have stolen a huge dinosaur egg from the cuckoo nest and failed to carry it over the mountains and therefore dropped it in the valley.

One day a tiny little toy horse came out from the giant dinosaur egg. How the man and the dog got there still remains a mystery. Anyways Sierra couldn't resist on making rough sex to his loyal friend and servant, miss Corolla. He dressed corolla up as a dog toy soldier and tied up her front legs to a flute and a tambourine so that he could play his favourite song "Chocolate Rain" while he was fucking the brains out of the poor little Corolla. After this beautiful ceremony Corolla got pregnant and was the first dog known to carry a half human half dog, a dogtaur, in her uterus.

Two months later, on a beautiful day in the woods Sierra and Corolla were pretending to be choirboys, although sierra was a female dog and probably a bastard. All went well until Sierra suddenly made a suicide by strangling her self with a unicorns weewee, which they had found just hours earlier. The tragic happening laid a huge shadow over the valley and a uterus eating beast raised from the ashes of an old toysoldier, which had been born from a giant dinosaur egg and later on burned by the drums from Nightwish's song "Nemo". The beast called him self Massey Ferguson and in a blink of an eye it ripped the lucky Corollas stomach open and ate her uterus. Im afraid corolla didn't make it to the Opera weekend in Idols.

Two days later a beast seed was attached to the ManDog fetus and it began evolving faster than any of the birds in the valley could have imagined. A week later when Massey Ferguson was out on the lake fishing, he felt a sudden need to pee and vomit in to the boat. The story doesn't tell whether the giant MANDOGBEAST fetus came out with the vomit or the piss but the important thing is that it fell on the bottom of the boat and immediately said: "I think you look more like a John Deere". This is how the first MANDOGBEAST was born in the valley of TORMET.

To be continued...

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